A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, s …

A wizard jokeWhy did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana!A wizard jokeWhat do wizards do to get their kicks?They drool over the pictures in "witch" magazine!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard who lies on the fl …